Here comes the Judge

by AnneWareham on December 4, 2013

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Judging the Garden Media Guild ‘Inspirational Book of the Year’ 

The word ‘inspirational’ gets barrowed around the garden world with great enthusiasm. It is rarely clear what it means, and it is rarely clear what the book, article, garden, blog post, plant description, photograph or similar is intended to inspire people to do. It’s ordinarily just ‘inspirational’, full stop.

That has been a minor irritation to me for some time, but my mind went into overdrive on the issue when I was asked to judge the ‘Inspirational Book of the Year’ for the Garden Media Guild Awards.

Fennel seedhead Veddw copyright Anne Wareham

Anemone japonica seedhead (decoration)

I resorted to the dictionary. ‘Inspire’ according to the Millennium edition of the Collins English Dictionary means ( to abbreviate slightly) to ‘exert a stimulating or beneficial effect upon (a person), animate or invigorate.’ That this word recurs so frequently in the garden world suggests that the garden interested are seen as very dull people, needing kicking into life or otherwise improving.

I was then, along with my fellow judge, presented with two huge boxes, filled with twenty one extraordinarily diverse books with some relation to gardens or gardening. These ranged through an entire book dedicated to a particular plant, books full of recipes associated with a plant or garden theme, books of garden history, books on making presents, on Chelsea, books on Wild Plants and tame plants (bonsai), and books on gardens. The latter full of glossy photographs of varying quality or of quite a lot of botanical paintings of plants. The prose ranged from embarrassing to engaging, pedestrian to challenging.

The books arrived while I was away on holiday, leaving me a book a day to get through on my return. It happened that the first book I read was excellent and a most enjoyable read. But after that it did tend to become rather a bumpy ride.

The garden world really is that diverse and it is a problem that confronts me quite often in my encounters with gardens and gardeners. For example, I am drawn to the larger picture and am not entranced by the stigma and styles of a flower. I don’t grow vegetables. I find most garden techniques irrelevant or outmoded. I am deeply suspicious of garden photographs as I have seen many gardens with as little relationship to the pictures of them as a bee to an ostrich. I am married to a garden photographer and know at first-hand how hard it is to persuade him to take a picture simply illustrative of an aspect of a garden as opposed to a beautiful (inspiring?) image. On this occasion I had to rise above all my limitations and normal preoccupations.

Holly Berries Veddw copyright Anne Wareham

Holly Berries (more decoration)

So these books took me into strange new worlds. I learnt about bonsai and became quite fascinated by this precise practice. I read about gardening in the last war. I learnt about garden catalogues in America in the nineteenth century. That sounds arcane, but it took me nostalgically back to my earliest gardening days when I was bemused by my encounters with Burpees catalogues in Katherine S White’s book of articles from The New  Yorker, ‘Onward and Upward in the Garden.’

I learnt about bee keeping. I read endless garden descriptions, religiously, but with effort as I am not good at imagining a garden from descriptions like ‘The luxuriant borders are planted to provide interest…. The woodland garden is full of interest…’ and transforming it into my own interest.

The overall selection was uneven and so were the books themselves, with the quality perhaps let down by pictures which failed to illustrate critical points made in the text, or by pictures which were much more beguiling than the text. Or conversely, pictures arranged in such a manner as to confuse and irritate. I worked very hard at it. I wondered why people prefer books about England so much that Wales and Scotland vanish, only sometimes to sneak back in surreptitiously. There were recipes to try, but my judging colleague bottled out of the challenge to try a recipe for dead squirrel. (I know – better than a live squirrel. Foraging gone mad?)

Frosted Japanese anemone bud, Veddw, copyright Anne Wareham

Japanese anemone bud (you know..brightens the page)

How can such vast, various worlds fairly get compared with each other? It was as absurd as perhaps the garden world itself is and it made me wonder, not for the first time, what some of these garden books are for and who for? How well will a beautiful book devoted to the Ginkgo sell? Perhaps to someone interested in bonsai’ing one? But such specialist books may be easier to understand than books which roam somewhat erratically between picture porn, garden praise or complacency and remorseless description. Is it useful, educative or inspiring (ahem) to read about other people’s gardens, illustrated and described in such a way as to be impossible to aspire to?

Did I get inspired? There were times when my imagination took off and I suddenly became rich in ideas and possibilities. But that kind of inspiration ruled out most of the books and certainly did not apply to beekeeping, even though I could imagine deciding on the basis of reading about beekeeping that I would love to do it. Most of the books seemed to be mostly about motivating people to do something, whatever thing it might be. (bees, bonsai, eating, painting..) Or they offered an opportunity to idle over gorgeous pictures. Or to (rarer) have a good read.

Viburnum  x bodnantense at Veddw copyright Anne Wareham

Viburnum x bodnantense (nice, eh? Smells good too)

These were questions, with others, that my colleague and I came back to and went round and round. It really was a rather silly decision to have to make, given the enormous disparities.  We fretted over it for days. I’m sure we made the correct choice but we were also pulled in quite a different direction. We agreed with each other in our difficulties and that didn’t help.

Cotoneaster Berries, Veddw copyright Anne Wareham

Cotoneaster berries (yes, tis berry time again..yawn)

The one that nearly made it? ‘The Healing Hut’ – a novel which achieved the previously impossible – it makes gardeners sound real. A good though not great read. Inspirational? Might make some people think they’d like an allotment.

The winner? The New English Garden by Tim Richardson. For a thinkingardens review, see here.

And the word ‘inspiration’? I think we could do with that being exiled, along with ‘lovely,’ for a long sabbatical. What to replace it with here? Well, judging by what we were offered, perhaps it should be ‘The  Garden Media Guild Leftovers.’

Anne Wareham

New English Garden by Tim Richardson copyright Anne Wareham,

The Winner. The New English Garden by Tim Richardson

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john lord December 4, 2013 at 9:08 pm

I love the idea of bonsai being tame plants, that got me thinking, maybe even bonsai as plant dressage?

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Helen December 5, 2013 at 12:29 pm

I enjoyed this and I agree completely. The garden world is so wide ranging, diverse that I often wonder about these competition which put wildly different things against each other. I also think it is the basis for all the never ending complaints, regardless of who the presenter is, of Gardeners World. I dont envy you the task at all

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AnneWareham December 5, 2013 at 4:47 pm

You’re right, Helen. I never really understand how I’ve arrived in a world where people ask me about growing cabbages..

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Paul Steer December 5, 2013 at 4:42 pm

Reading this and the comment by Helen, made me want to run around in the wind and rain tearing at my hair and howling woe, woe, woe is me in this diverse and inconsistent world ! Diversity and inconsistency are two major traits of being human. I admit I find it difficult to reconcile diverse opinions about form and content whether in relation to books, TV progs or belief systems, and prefer to look at what binds us together, what is common to us all, like an interest in plants, their form, texture and colour, being out in the world of natural things, feeling the weather, experiencing the joy of the beautiful and the disappointment of failure and enjoying a cup of tea or a glass of wine at the end of the day.
I think we can learn from the infinite variety of styles and interests. I’m not a fan of competitions, but maybe I’ll write a book and enter it for the GMG awards just for the hell of it. PS I found your book deeply inspiring Anne (sorry).

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AnneWareham December 5, 2013 at 4:51 pm

Hi Paul

Still doesn’t feel fair to put such diverse books up against each other. Might just as well have been books on jigsaws versus book on the workings of diverse human brains… Glad you liked mine though!

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